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a few hours past and the boy was back but her sister was missing. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home! 533. They say you are what you eat and that’s true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots, "do you make fish cakes?" I sued my local pet shop for selling dogs for $10 apiece. I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store. Friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction. Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. They had some really weird goods for sale. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. I am over 18. I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy. Once said, "...men are all alike! Obsessed with travel? ", A bling man walks in to his shop and start swinging his guide dog round and round above his head. She asked the employee for newly released jeans. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child, “You know, if we really mess this up, we’ll never have to do it again.”. I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, I went into a pet shop and told the owner that i want twelve bees, This Corona Virus pandemic has caused my local shop to start stocking dead batteries. Later in the day, the customer sees the boy, and asks why he took the quarter. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. But most have 4. Me: Every building didn’t used to be there! " The owner replies, "This dog can do karate. She sighs and say "My boyfriend is buying me flowers again, now I 'll be expected to spend the weekend lay on my back with my legs in the air". The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman, as he handed her a few of his business cards. He must be part of some extreme mist group. ", She's known the butcher for years and says "Every year my husband insisted on a turkey for Easter. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity.
She pointed towards a television and told the salesman she wanted it . The waiter said, "Ah, the change comes from within. The shop assistant goes into the store room and returns with a suit and Trump wig. Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. ", Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels". Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! ‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. I replied, "wouldn't that be a boatburetor?". Customer points to the cod under his arm. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked: “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. ", On her way home she stopped at a shop to look around. I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today. Puns And One Liners. Our local florist recently expanded to take in the shop space next door. But I don't know what they have been laced with as I have been tripping all day, The owner was so shocked he said, “Nobody has ever asked that before, it remains to be be seen”. Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls. I wanted a dog that was all put together.
In one of the interviews I attended when looking for a job as a blacksmith, the interviewers asked me whether I had shoed a horse. From misheard lyrics to song titles, you can find lots of fun ways to make jokes about music. "Be careful" warns the shopkeeper "That ones a real pervert." In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.
The prefer to pick things up second hand. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the store. Coffee lovers can find plenty of coffee puns about their favorite musicians and songs, whether you like classic rock or something more modern. Girls love it, guys usually hate it.
Apr 5, 2014 - Explore Broken English's board "Shop Name Puns" on Pinterest. What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? Your email address will not be published. I told them that the only close experience was when I told a donkey to go away once. Tried on my outfit,and my wife said “Give me a twirl”.
"Really?," the main replied, "How much?" Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
If you like these shopping jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics. "Get your hand out of there!" A shopkeeper just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. I mean to gift it to my daughter.”, and says to the waiter "can you make me one with everything?"